Please do not believe all you read

Yet again the ney sayers are out. No doubt Mr Cameron of no, 10 is fearful of my policies, and Mr Miliband is hiding in one of his Kitchens to see if my High Vit C Orange Juice is as potent on him as it was me, little does he know it was brain freeze from the ice made of pure Snowdonian Water from which the cubes were made that caused the shock collapse of my furry little hugglable body.

Rest assured I have learnt my lesson after the debacle of the Elderflower Cider at Hollowel last year. Hic Hic Hic!

 

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